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Ashli. 22. US. River Song is the best.

RIP Grandma, I will always love you
please watch over me always<3

theotherhalfofthebrain:

lokislysander:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

S.H.I.E.L.D.’s public relations department decides to take nice photos of the Avengers so that they can send them to the media whenever the team goes public. They somehow manage to convince Thor to put on normal clothes and get through the photoshoots pretty quickly.

Except Tony wouldn’t stop preening and duck facing. They eventually gave up and used the “best” one. To this day, Tony still gets the stink eye from the head of PR.

I also accept this headcanon

Accepted

opulate:

this is like the most painful moment in any movie ever

mruff1122:

@robertdowneyJr Bros.

mruff1122:

@robertdowneyJr Bros.

scullaygolightly:

#I think Gillian has been listening to drunk in love on repeat again (@shutupmulder)

"WE WOKE IN THE KITCHEN SAYING HOW THE HELL THIS SHIT HAPPEN"

nonelikerae:

British tv

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

bythedawn:

rrumpelstiltskins:

a list of reasons why it’s okay that leopold knew regina was cora’s daughter when he proposed to her, and a list of reasons why it’s okay that cora did that to regina in the first place:

  • none
  • nothing
  • there is no list
  • it’s not okay 
  • at all
  • it’s fucking disgusting 

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trazmatazz:

msdisneyprincess:

one-of-the-sadly-fallenis:

princess-0f-disney:

fjordlorde:

randomguy2015:

sociopathintheimpala:

deducingtimeangel:

emilyissherlocked:

iou-one-jolly-time-vortex:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later 

same with Aladdin and jasmine!

And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.

Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married. 

Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom

Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).

Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her. 

I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.

When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.

Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season.
And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.

Boom

"When we were filming Matt’s last moments as the doctor I found Jenna in the back crying and I just sort of held her and cried too and I was just like “I’m gonna make you tea!”"
—Karen Gillan on Jenna Coleman (via devilstrapsandbowties)

deanisanactualprincess:

kevinssecretplace4546:

justanotherklainer:

baptisms:

do puppets realize they’re always being anally fisted

 i though it said puppies and was concerned

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JEFF DUNHAM EVERYBODY

durinian:

Some day Robert Downey Jr. is gonna win an Oscar and he’s gonna be like “I don’t like to be handed things”

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